January 2012
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The water in Cleveland tastes like sadness and loud, old people.
jhwaholmquist:
Kari is so super good
Rhythmic gymnastics, 2016. My training begins today.
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We have had some very unusual weather so far this season,” Vail Resorts CEO Rob...
– Snow drought forces Colorado to face frightening new climate-change reality | The Colorado Independent (via stopkillingourworld)
Because global climate change was just invented, right? By the liberals, obviously.
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Like, if you asked Siri ‘Where can I get my dick sucked?’,...
– My dad, in reference to the iphone4S.
December 2011
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Obfuscation: I Am So Not Sorry About My Vagina,... →
marxisforbros:
I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. I’m really, really sorry. I’m sorry I looked at you while you were watching TV. I’m sorry I lowered the window. I’m sorry it’s not organic. I’m sorry I got you so many Christmas presents. I’m sorry I cut my hair without asking you first. I’m sorry I…
I apologize entirely too often for things that I have nothing to do with. Like, apologizing to...
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I need a belly.
– Ally, as she pulls up my shirt to put her head on my stomach. She then covers her head with my shirt.
She is amazingly drunk. She has a final exam tomorrow.
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I'm teaching a spoken word unit in January!
and it’s going to be the bomb.
I’m planning on using a bunch of Andrea Gibson, Sarah Kay, Rachel McKibbens and a Daniel Beaty piece. Does anyone have any other suggestions of artists/pieces that would be killer in an English 12 classroom?
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